ayyy i'm juliette

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

the-agreeable-snowman:

It makes me happy knowing that someone had to animate that. 

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

oregon-dreaming:

Mount Rainier National Park, Kevin Russ

"A white man is promoted: He does good work, he deserved it.
A white woman is promoted: Whose dick did she suck?
A man of color is promoted: Oh, great, I guess we have to “fill quotas” now.
A woman of color is promoted: j/k. That never happens."

simpatican:

 

xijo:

flaurix:

radicooler:

This is the type of place I want to live in when I move to L.A. Like exactly how I envision it in my head.

perfect

goals

dropalexdead:

I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.